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The 2005-2006 Kareem Rush Award!!

Here at BobcatsPlanet.com we're looking for nominees for the 2005-2006 Kareem Rush award. What the hell is the Kareem Rush Award you ask? Let me explain... This is the award that goes to the softest and laziest player in the NBA. Kareem isn't eligible himself because its just not fair to match him up against any other NBA player, Hes the Michael Jordan of laziness. When it comes to softness, He is the Anti-Charles Oakley.
Whether its being handed a starting shooting guard gig with the Bobcats only to have it taken by a rookie point guard playing out of position, or its missing weeks of games because of sprained fingers, hangnails, toothaches,  bad pap smear results, infected ovaries etc... Kareem has it covered.
Now if theres someone on your team that has lived up to Kareem's prestigious level of Cottonelle-like softness, then nominate him here, and maybe he can be the recipient of ... drumroll please... The 2005-2006 Kareem Rush Award.