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#1 TheTossedSaladMan Posted 31 December 2009 - 10:30 PM

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Hello, I am TheTossedSaladMan.

I've been a lurker here since the days of Sam Vincent, but I'm finally going to come out of hiding to make my first post. Like the title of this thread says I am going to abstain from fapping until the Bobcats win 2 straight road games. I'm afraid that going out on a limb like this and risking the tranquility of my beloved testicles may backfire, but I'm willing to take that risk hoping that somehow putting my balls on the line like this causes us to improve our stupidly dumb road play.
Who else in this joint is man enough to put their fapping privelages on the line until we get 2 straight road wins? Anybody?
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#2 TeeJ Posted 31 December 2009 - 11:38 PM

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Oh. Dear. Lord.

I thought I'd seen everything...
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#3 WvsMC Posted 01 January 2010 - 12:23 AM

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You're a brave man
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#4 Swedd523 Posted 01 January 2010 - 12:52 AM

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You sir, have my utmost respect.
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#5 Marvel Posted 01 January 2010 - 03:50 AM

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Who needs fapping when you got women
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#6 French_Cats Posted 01 January 2010 - 05:13 AM

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The Bobcats will make us mad

Edited by French_Cats, 01 January 2010 - 05:23 AM.

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#7 ziggy Posted 01 January 2010 - 07:52 AM

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Who else in this joint is man enough to put their fapping privelages on the line until we get 2 straight road wins? Anybody?


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#8 Scottley Crue Posted 01 January 2010 - 11:30 AM

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You may want to crawl before you walk here...seems like one in a row would be cause enough for celebration (and a little more likely).
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#9 TeeJ Posted 01 January 2010 - 05:03 PM

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You may want to crawl before you walk here...seems like one in a row would be cause enough for celebration (and a little more likely).


Maybe if we could get the team to do this it wouldn't.
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#10 BETCATS Posted 01 January 2010 - 07:12 PM

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Have fun not masterbating until the end of the season.
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#11 TheTossedSaladMan Posted 01 January 2010 - 09:33 PM

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Day One: I've been a little bit jumpy today but so far no chest pains, dizziness or shit like that. We got to beat Miami tomorrow so that I can get the first of these 2 consecutive road wins out of the way.
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#12 CarolinaKat Posted 02 January 2010 - 12:39 AM

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My eyes are wet with the tears of laughter....Please continue

:airquote: Fapping? Thats what you folk call it?
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#13 Wayne Posted 02 January 2010 - 02:32 AM

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Dear God, I must go watch the Seinfeld Episode "The Contest" now - at least those guys could win some money -

TossedSaladMan, you are gonna be carrying a loaded gun like Gilbert Arenas. Too soon?
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#14 TooCool Posted 02 January 2010 - 07:37 AM

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ROFL. Get a life. Period.
You make it seem like you can't live without fapping.
Fail moar.:facepalm:

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#15 Chef Posted 02 January 2010 - 10:55 AM

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we should load this board with nice pictures to really tempt some "flapping". tastefully done, but all nude.
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#16 Marvel Posted 02 January 2010 - 01:48 PM

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we should load this board with nice pictures to really tempt some "flapping". tastefully done, but all nude.


.....agreed
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#17 Woodsy23 Posted 02 January 2010 - 07:22 PM

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well something must be working....;)
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#18 French_Cats Posted 02 January 2010 - 07:44 PM

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beat cavs tomorrow

Edited by French_Cats, 02 January 2010 - 07:56 PM.

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#19 TheTossedSaladMan Posted 02 January 2010 - 10:36 PM

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Day Two: The jumpiness from day one is still around, and this afternoon I had a really strange tingling in my feet. I wonder if lack of "release" can cause diabetes? Thank heavens the Bobcats got a road win tonight, I am one road win against the Cavs away from getting my pipes cleaned.
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#20 Insolentius Posted 03 January 2010 - 07:07 AM

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I wonder if lack of "release" can cause diabetes?


Yes, indeed.
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